MEANEST THINGS THAT HAVE EVER HAPPENED

  1. Someone unplugging your console in the middle of a game of "Halo"
  2. The Potato Famine of 1845
  3. Bird flu
  4. Tricking someone into thinking that you're the ghost of your dead twin brother
  5. The Black Plague
  6. Tonya Harding conspiring to bust Nancy Kerrigan's kneecap