Yes, you're a grown-ass woman. And yes, you have a babysitter. But hey, it's cool!
  1. You're so much fun that you need supervision.
  2. No one else likes you, and you need someone to hang out with.
  3. It's like having a sister! Who has authority over you. But not, like, real authority.
  4. You need someone to finally teach you who Beethoven the human was.
  5. Finally, you have someone to obsess over Edward Norton with.
  6. You are a trainwreck.
  7. See number six