REASONS TO HAVE A BABYSITTER AS AN ADULT
Yes, you're a grown-ass woman. And yes, you have a babysitter. But hey, it's cool!
- •You're so much fun that you need supervision.
- •No one else likes you, and you need someone to hang out with.
- •It's like having a sister! Who has authority over you. But not, like, real authority.
- •You need someone to finally teach you who Beethoven the human was.
- •Finally, you have someone to obsess over Edward Norton with.
- •You are a trainwreck.
- •See number six