REASONS TO HAVE A BABYSITTER AS AN ADULT
Yes, you're a grown-ass woman. And yes, you have a babysitter. But hey, it's cool!
- 1.You're so much fun that you need supervision.
- 2.No one else likes you, and you need someone to hang out with.
- 3.It's like having a sister! Who has authority over you. But not, like, real authority.
- 4.You need someone to finally teach you who Beethoven the human was.
- 5.Finally, you have someone to obsess over Edward Norton with.
- 6.You are a trainwreck.
- 7.See number six