WORDS OF WISDOM FROM GENE
- •Books. Nice. I read about those.
- •You have a dick, right?
- •The first time he had a gummy worm, he said they were almost as good as the real thing.
- •Can't wait 'til recess so we can go masturbate. Am I right?
- •Let's be proactive, like Adam Levine's face wash.
- •I'm not having a fresh time unless you're having a fresh time.
- •Who names their kid that they like after Billy Crystal?
- •Prom is not about being sad and in love. It's about revenge and shame.
- •Notes are for nerds. That's why they both begin with the letter N.