Reasons I'm A Bad Gay Man

  1. This is my definition of our acronym: LGBTQIAP- ABCDEFGHIKLMNOP...
  2. I'm not about the drag life. I'm not against it at all. They are gorgeous and funny and strong. But I don't know their names, I don't watch RuPaul, and I'm not gonna tip dollars at the club cause I'm gonna need that for a on the cheap Jr. Bacon Cheese Burger at the Wendy's later.
  3. I don't know a single Kylie Minogue song other than locomotion which I think I only heard from a rendition on a Kids Bop commercial.