Gold Medal Winners In Our House

I live with Gold Medal and World Class performers in each of the following disciplines
  1. Taking the last Coke from the drinks chiller without restocking
  2. Dishwasher avoidance
  3. Full bin blindness
  4. Inability to turn a light switch to "off"
  5. Trashing a tidy room within 1 minute
  6. Passing a phone message on 3 days after it arrived
  7. Expectation of "taxi" service availability 24/7