FACTORS FOR DETERMINING WHETHER OR NOT TO JUMP OFF A BRIDGE IF EVERYONE ELSE HAS ALREADY DONE SO

  1. 1.
    Height of bridge
  2. 2.
    Weather
  3. 3.
    Caught up on DVR?
  4. 4.
    Current outfit
  5. 5.
    Toll bridge?
  6. 6.
    Are bungees involved?
  7. 7.
    The distance needed to travel to said bridge
  8. 8.
    Willingness to eat dinner alone
  9. 9.
    Is it really everyone?!
  10. 10.
    Even Steve?