IF YOU'RE READING THIS IT MEANS I'M DEAD...AND 10 OTHER LISTS YOU SHOULDN'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT WITH!

Don't scare me like that! Lists are not a game.
  1. Best places to sit down, because we need to talk.
  2. Reasons to LOOK BEHIND YOU! Ranked.
  3. Possible fathers of my baby. 👶🏼
    And you get a notification you've been mentioned in a list.
  4. Possible fathers of my baby. 👶🏼
    It's your significant other and you don't get a notification you've been mentioned in a list.
  5. Organs that are failing, a live list.
  6. How much money you owe me +
  7. Places I've looked for, but where I didn't find, your puppy.
  8. Thoughts of a significant other who is currently breaking up with you on list app
    Mostly just applicable if @dfly was your significant other.
  9. Calls that are coming from inside the house, ranked.
  10. Top reasons why Brooklyn Nine Was Cancelled.
    Don't joke about something so serious. My heart would break into a million Samberg-sized pieces.