IF YOU'RE READING THIS IT MEANS I'M DEAD...AND 10 OTHER LISTS YOU SHOULDN'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT WITH!
Don't scare me like that! Lists are not a game.
- •Best places to sit down, because we need to talk.
- •Reasons to LOOK BEHIND YOU! Ranked.
- •Possible fathers of my baby. 👶🏼And you get a notification you've been mentioned in a list.
- •Possible fathers of my baby. 👶🏼It's your significant other and you don't get a notification you've been mentioned in a list.
- •Organs that are failing, a live list.
- •How much money you owe me +
- •Places I've looked for, but where I didn't find, your puppy.
- •Thoughts of a significant other who is currently breaking up with you on list appMostly just applicable if @dfly was your significant other.
- •Calls that are coming from inside the house, ranked.
- •Top reasons why Brooklyn Nine Was Cancelled.Don't joke about something so serious. My heart would break into a million Samberg-sized pieces.