LIST TITLES I HAVE READ INCORRECTLY

Sometimes you see what you want to see. Feel free to add the lists you expected something different from.
  1. THOUGHTS FROM A GUY AT THE URINAL IN THE SONG PIANO MAN
    I expected a list of thoughts from a guy listening to the piano man while he's singing about everyone in the bar wondering if he'll be included or left out. WHAT IT REALLY WAS (and it's a good list): @dfly Thoughts of a Guy at a Urinal When Billy Joel Begins Playing "Piano Man" in Concert
  2. MY HEADBAND RULES
    I expected rules for wearing headbands like "only on Wednesdays" or "I don't wear striped headbands." WHAT IT REALLY WAS: @onlxn Why Headbands Rule
  3. BAD BOY BAND NAMES
    I expected a list of terrible names for boy bands...and actually that's kind of what it was anyway: @p BOY BAND NAMES