REASONS WHY BUTTON FLY JEANS EXIST
The button fly seems to be garbage pant technology at first glance. But there's more to it than meets the eye.
- •There's a global zipper shortageZipper farms have suffered lower yields over the past few years.
- •An assembly line worker played a prank, and nobody noticed.Charles was sick of working at Levi's, stuck a few extra buttons on every pair of pants to get fired, and has since been promoted.
- •It's an abstinence-only pilot programBy the time you get all four buttons undone, the mood has passed.
- •Because, ObamaOf course.
- •Global WarmingSuggested by @kate81
- •Your legs look like they're wearing a jean jacket! 👕👖Suggested by @celeste
- •My parents go to bed at like 10:00 and a loud zipper might wake them upSuggested by @ZachWetzel