THINGS I PRETEND TO KNOW A LOT ABOUT TO IMPRESS YOU

Listen, I'm pretty smart but I'm not THAT smart. I just want you to love me like I love turn of the century art.
  1. The turn of the century
  2. Flannery O'Connor
  3. The names of songs I like
  4. How technology works
  5. What "the kids these days" are up to
  6. Hops, and the extent of their presence in the beer I'm drinking
  7. Anything that happened before yesterday