THINGS ROOMMATES SAY THAT WE KNOW ARE LIES
Living together is hard.
- •I don't know where _____ is."I know where it is. I stole it."
- •I'm just soaking my dishes."I'm hoping at some point you'll just wash these for me."
- •I'll get you the rent next week."I'm moving out next week and you'll never see me again."
- •My girlfriend is stopping by."My girlfriend is moving in and she has a puppy I'm not going to tell you about until it goes to the bathroom in the common area."
- •It's not what it looks like!"It's what it looks like 😳"
- •"Of course i didn't eat your _________"Suggested by @Lisa_Fav
- •"I thought I bought the toilet paper last time."Suggested by @hh12995
- •"We'll tooootally keep it down now, promise."Suggested by @thatssoayesha