TOMATO TOMATO AND OTHER PHRASES THAT ARE NONSENSE WHEN WRITTEN

  1. I say tomato, you say tomato
    🍅 vs 🍅. It's just the same thing when written. Maybe we can all just get along.
  2. I don't know how to pronounce scissors.
    Maybe it's true when you say it out loud, but look how smart you are writing it down!
  3. I'M YELLING!
    That's ridiculous. Caps lock didn't make it any louder. It's written down, we can't hear anything.
  4. In 200 feet turn left
    Useful when spoken by a GPS. Nonsense when transcribed and mailed using overnight delivery. You don't even know how to drive.
  5. Ogle bogle dally daddy
    Perfectly normal to say out loud. Written down? It's not even a full sentence. Where's the subject/verb, friend?!