1. Shoes 👟
    Do people wash shoes? It seems like we should wash shoes.
  2. Jeans 👖
    Pretty much never wash them. Unnecessary.
  3. Hoodies
    I mean, is a clean hoodie really a hoodie at all?
  4. Sweaters
    Basically a classy hoodie.
  5. Other pants
    More fragile than jeans, for some reason.
  6. Button ups or button downs 👔
    If the collar didn't get so gross, it would be hoodie level.
  7. T-shirts
    One and done, guys.
  8. Undershirts
    These should be thrown in the laundry approximately five minutes after putting them on.
  9. Underwear
  10. Socks
    Socks are gross. Throw them in the laundry and lose them.