TYPES OF CLOTHING, RANKED BY HOW MANY TIMES I'LL WEAR THEM WITHOUT DOING LAUNDRY

  1. 1.
    Shoes 👟
    Do people wash shoes? It seems like we should wash shoes.
  2. 2.
    Jeans 👖
    Pretty much never wash them. Unnecessary.
  3. 3.
    Hoodies
    I mean, is a clean hoodie really a hoodie at all?
  4. 4.
    Sweaters
    Basically a classy hoodie.
  5. 5.
    Other pants
    More fragile than jeans, for some reason.
  6. 6.
    Button ups or button downs 👔
    If the collar didn't get so gross, it would be hoodie level.
  7. 7.
    T-shirts
    One and done, guys.
  8. 8.
    Undershirts
    These should be thrown in the laundry approximately five minutes after putting them on.
  9. 9.
    Underwear
    😏
  10. 10.
    Socks
    Socks are gross. Throw them in the laundry and lose them.