TYPES OF HAPPY BIRTHDAY WISHES I GOT ON MY 29TH BIRTHDAY

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    "Happy birthday, Chris!" - FB
    From my Facebook friends who don't really know me anymore.
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    "Happy birthday, CT" - FB
    From my Facebook friends who know me pretty well, but don't really talk to me anymore.
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    List App Comments
    I fully expect each and every one of you to comment "happy birthday" on this list. It was yesterday, but I'm almost 30 so I need the attention.
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    "HBD" - FB
    From either really cool friends or really lazy friends
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    Facebook anecdote
    For real friends, who are still a little too lazy to text, but want to personalize things a bit. "Happy birthday! ::insert inside joke here::"
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    The Question
    "Is it your birthday?...happy birthday." Mostly co-workers.
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    Age Related
    Old man, how's it feel?, etc
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    Text Messages
    The correct way to wish me happy birthday
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    In the mail
    Thanks, Mom!
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    Notification-based
    "Skype told me it was your birthday" "Facebook told me it was your birthday" Basically "I rely on robots to live my life"
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    Food
    Or, Halloween brownies that were 50% off because it's November now.
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    The Belated
    Oops 😳, mostly from people who didn't log in to Facebook the day before.
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    Baby's Day Out
    Not the classic kid's movie, but an adventure you go on with your fiancΓ© to celebrate. Like texts, this is the correct way to wish me happy birthday.
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    List App Comments
    I'm not kidding. This list's only function is to solicit kind words and relists. Please and thank you.