WAYNE FEDERMAN'S TOP 7 WAYS TO PREPARE FOR EL NIÑO, IN ASCENDING ORDER

From Comedy Bang! Bang! the Podcast ft. Fred Savage, Wayne Federman, and Matt Gourley.
  1. 1.
    Get rain slickers for the kids
    Kids only!
  2. 2.
    Boots or booties
    Galoshes acceptable
  3. 3.
    Change windshield wipers
    Disclaimer: different speeds will create different wiper sounds.
  4. 4.
    Realize where your wipers are
    Don't investigate, just let it materialize
  5. 5.
    Keep emergency numbers on the back of your cell phone
    And memorize them. DO NOT put them in your phone.
  6. 6.
    Buy 6 inflatable rafts
    Extras for friends, the homeless, and one tiger.
  7. 7.
    Get your roof checked by Federman, 818-271-1621
    Don't worry if the person who answers has no idea what you're talking about.