REALLY FAMOUS/BRILLIANT PEOPLE WITH DEAD NORMAL NAMES

This is a list of artists etc who shouldn't really be revered, rich or famous, cos their names are all the names of someone from, like, Lucan.
  1. David Lynch
    A guy from Lucan.
  2. Eddie Murphy
    Drives a cab
  3. Stephen King
    Owns a newsagent
  4. Adam Smith
    Pioneering economist? ... Plumber.
  5. Morrissey, Stephen Patrick.