1. They keep their dogs outside year round
    Why have 2! Dogs if you don't let them inside?!
  2. Do loud things outside while I'm trying to sleep
    Every time, it's like clockwork!
  3. Have cats that have a million liters
    Have your pets spayed or neutered! Or leave them in the house so they don't have kittens under the house and make me feel obligated to raise all the cats!
  4. Constantly smell like fish
    ...I don't know how they do it...but the breeze will blow just right and all I can smell in my room is salty rotting fish guts.
  5. They keep their outside light on all night and it's right outside my window
  6. But really, the fish thing needs to not!
    I can smell it right now and I want to throw up.