THINGS I HAVE EATEN WHILE TRYING TO DECIDE WHAT TO COOK FOR DINNER

  1. Cereal
    Sometimes dry, sometimes with milk.
  2. Saltines
    I don't remember buying them, but there was an open sleeve, so I finished them.
  3. Avocado
    The whole thing, because they don't keep.
  4. Triscuits and Cheddar
    I always have these in the house.
  5. Pie
    Because I'm an adult and can eat dessert for dinner if I want.
  6. Ice cream
    See pie.
  7. Wasabi Peas
    Why not?
  8. Potato Chip Crumbs
    Because that's what was left in the bag.
  9. Wine
    It helps me think. Wait, what was I trying to decide?