THINGS MY GIRLFRIEND HAS ASKED ME WHILE I TRIED TO FALL ASLEEP

These are all real.
  1. "Can I tell you a secret?"
  2. "Do you think I'm ugly sometimes?"
  3. "Do you think days and weeks are the same as months but just nobody's saying it?"
  4. "Promise you won't get mad at me..."
  5. "Do you think you'll love me forever?"
  6. "Do you know I call the side sleeping your way because I like the other way better?"
  7. Do you think my vagina's small?"
  8. "Do you think I talk too much?"