THINGS MY GIRLFRIEND HAS ASKED ME WHILE I TRIED TO FALL ASLEEP
These are all real.
- •"Can I tell you a secret?"
- •"Do you think I'm ugly sometimes?"
- •"Do you think days and weeks are the same as months but just nobody's saying it?"
- •"Promise you won't get mad at me..."
- •"Do you think you'll love me forever?"
- •"Do you know I call the side sleeping your way because I like the other way better?"
- •Do you think my vagina's small?"
- •"Do you think I talk too much?"