ACCEPTABLE TOPPINGS FOR HOT DOGS

In honor of our first day back at Mindy
  1. Mustard (NEVER ketchup. If you put ketchup on a hot dog you are with ISIS)
  2. Raw onions (fuck grilled onions, theyre too sweet)
  3. Pickles (crunchy dill, not those shitty bread and butter sweet fuckers)
  4. Giardeneria (the spicier the better)
  5. Cheese (but it has to be that nuclear orange processed stuff)
  6. Celery salt
  7. Sauerkraut
  8. Sport peppers