BEST THINGS IVE HEARD ON THE LOCAL TORONTO NEWS SINCE IVE BEEN HERE

  1. "Although there were no injuries, the subway leak did cause some minor inconveniences for morning commuters."
  2. "We go now to Stu Newberry who is outside of Tim Horton's on Front Street."
  3. "Cavalia opens next weekend and tickets are already sold out for the first two weeks so if you like horses and precision then this show is for you."