PARTS OF THE BOOK 50 SHADES OF GREY THAT DIDNT MAKE IT INTO THE MOVIE

  1. The part where he poops on her feet
  2. The part where they 69 in a Cosi handicapped bathroom
  3. The part where he puts on a Chris Matthews mask and pretends she's a guest on Hardball and then he eats her butt
  4. The part at the Zoo where he watches her make love to a flock of pelicans
  5. The chapter where they binge watch all of Star Trek: The Next Generation