1. The part where he poops on her feet
  2. The part where they 69 in a Cosi handicapped bathroom
  3. The part where he puts on a Chris Matthews mask and pretends she's a guest on Hardball and then he eats her butt
  4. The part at the Zoo where he watches her make love to a flock of pelicans
  5. The chapter where they binge watch all of Star Trek: The Next Generation