THINGS PEOPLE ASSUME ABOUT YOU WHEN YOU HAVE A GOATEE

Which I have to have for a movie
  1. That you star in, shoot or distribute amateur pornography
  2. That you are from Florida or Arizona
  3. That you were involved in that biker gang shooting
  4. That you are currently a magician
  5. That you REALLY loved the 90's
  6. That you are a stand-in for Ricky Gervais
  7. That you are a scumbag