TOPPINGS ON CARL'S JR'S NEW "MOST AMERICAN THICKBURGER"

Three of these are actual toppings
  1. A hot dog
  2. Potato Chips
  3. Bald Eagle meat
  4. A Trace Adkins CD
  5. Clint Eastwood's spit
  6. A pile of dirt from Branson, MO
  7. A Page from Chris Kyle's autobiography
  8. Rotten lettuce