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  1. Stain my deck
  2. Remodel laundry room
  3. Remodel downstairs bathroom
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My 2017 Compendium of Birthday Facts
  1. 31. I have a picture on my debit card of myself when I was 18. In this quite blurry photo, I am still wearing glasses. This was back in the day where having such a photo on a card was the thing. All the cool kids did it.
  2. 30. I have had the same checking account since I was 18 - hence #31.
  3. 29. My sisters have already told me this is disgusting, so consider it a sort of PSA: there are pillows on my bed that I have had since... uh...1994. They are so flat that they are two to a single pillow case (let's not discuss what they've gone through or what they are probably composed of now).
    ***Don't shame me!*** I am throwing them away today because I bought myself new pillows! Yay!
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  1. Conservative/Republican
  2. Gauges in ears
  3. Guns
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I'm 30, but these things may signal that I'm much older.
  1. I wear orthotics in my shoes.
    I go to the podiatrist and everyone in there is much, much older than me.
  2. I have two weekly medicine boxes.
    An AM box and a PM box. This does not include vitamins.
  3. I enjoy stitching and embroidery.
    Cross-stitching is my jam.
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  1. See the Aurora Borealis
  2. Go to the Kanamara Matsuri (Fesitval of the Steel Penis) in Japan
  3. See a Narwhal in real life
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  1. Grey's Anatomy
  2. Boxed Spiral Mac & Cheese
  3. Valentine's Heart Candies
  4. Clean bedsheets with freshly shaved legs
All of the facts from my Facebook's #30thBirthdayCountdown in one place.
  1. 1.
    I have extra-small nostrils according to my cpap machine mask.
  2. 2.
    I'm awful at Rubik's cubes and trying to solve them tends to make me angry. I have a self-imposed ban on playing with them when I am a passenger in the car.
  3. 3.
    I play a shit-ton of solitaire on my phone. My record time for solving a game is 1:02.
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  1. I send Christmas Cards
  2. I floss nightly
  3. I teach at a university.
  4. I'm a fan of Apple products