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- •Stain my deck
- •Remodel laundry room
- •Remodel downstairs bathroom
My 2017 Compendium of Birthday Facts
- •31. I have a picture on my debit card of myself when I was 18. In this quite blurry photo, I am still wearing glasses. This was back in the day where having such a photo on a card was the thing. All the cool kids did it.
- •30. I have had the same checking account since I was 18 - hence #31.
- •29. My sisters have already told me this is disgusting, so consider it a sort of PSA: there are pillows on my bed that I have had since... uh...1994. They are so flat that they are two to a single pillow case (let's not discuss what they've gone through or what they are probably composed of now).***Don't shame me!*** I am throwing them away today because I bought myself new pillows! Yay!
I'm 30, but these things may signal that I'm much older.
- •I wear orthotics in my shoes.I go to the podiatrist and everyone in there is much, much older than me.
- •I have two weekly medicine boxes.An AM box and a PM box. This does not include vitamins.
- •I enjoy stitching and embroidery.Cross-stitching is my jam.
- •See the Aurora Borealis
- •Go to the Kanamara Matsuri (Fesitval of the Steel Penis) in Japan
- •See a Narwhal in real life
- •Grey's Anatomy
- •Boxed Spiral Mac & Cheese
- •Valentine's Heart Candies
- •Clean bedsheets with freshly shaved legs
All of the facts from my Facebook's #30thBirthdayCountdown in one place.
- 1.I have extra-small nostrils according to my cpap machine mask.
- 2.I'm awful at Rubik's cubes and trying to solve them tends to make me angry. I have a self-imposed ban on playing with them when I am a passenger in the car.
- 3.I play a shit-ton of solitaire on my phone. My record time for solving a game is 1:02.
- •I send Christmas Cards
- •I floss nightly
- •I teach at a university.
- •I'm a fan of Apple products