MY TOP 5 VIDEO GAME ROBOTS/DROIDS/ANDROIDS
- 1.HK-47 - Star Wars: Knights of The Old RepublicBecause he hates people as much as i do. "Observation: I am a droid, master, with programming. Even if I did not enjoy killing, I would have no choice. Thankfully, I enjoy it very much." "Retraction: Did I say that out loud? I apologize, master. While you are a meatbag, I suppose I should not call you such." "Explanation: It's just that... you have all these squishy parts, master. And all that water! How the constant sloshing doesn't drive you mad, I have no idea."
- 2.Nick Valentine - Fallout 4Because how can you go wrong with a noir detective robot? The answer is, you cannot. "So much for Skinny Malone. Think he's lighter or heavier with all those holes in him? Bullets probably add a few ounces..."
- 3.Loader Bot - Tales From The BorderlandsBecause sometimes you need a giant multi-purpose robot to wreck enemies and be hilarious about it. "The metal is willing, but the spirit is weak." "Lo, I have become death. Destroyer of Bandits" "War, does not compute. What is it good for?"
- 4.Gortys - Tales From The BorderlandsBecause omfg why is gortys so fucking cute!? "I just wanna say, thanks for bringing me back and killing that scary thing and taking me on the adventure we went on a while ago, and thanks for being cool about stuff, like letting me drive the caravan that time when you weren't looking and thanks for bringing everyone together, and thanks for being my friend. You're the only ones I have, and I appreciate you. And I hope we're friends for a really long time."
- 5.Cait Sith - Final Fantasy 7Because what the fuck is this thing?! Why does it look like a cat riding a winged pig demon!? I know we find it in a casino but it's run by some dude named reeve in an office somewhere. Why is it Scottishin the american version, is reeve Scottish!? None of it makes any sense and somehow it's so much fun. "Listen you stupid, slimy, sleazy old scab bag! If you want to get women, there is such a thing as the RIGHT way!" "I know I have a stuffed animal body, but I'll work really hard!"