TOP 5 MOVIES I HATE THAT EVERYONE ELSE SEEMS TO LOVE

  1. 1.
    A Clockwork Orange
    A movie in which our hero or anti-hero or whatever-the-fuck is a serial raping piece of garbage. What am i missing?
  2. 2.
    Napoleon Dynamite
    It's just not funny! I don't even dislike Jon Heder, i just didn't laugh once.
  3. 3.
    Jurassic World
    Every cliché in the book, this feels almost like a parody of a Jurassic Park movie.
  4. 4.
    Fargo
    A movie in which stuff happens and then it eventually stops happening. I don't know maybe it's the accents, maybe it's that i just find the Coen Brothers to be the most pretentious filmmakers of the era, for whatever reason, this one didn't click for me despite an awesome cast.
  5. 5.
    The Departed
    Just because your cast can convincingly pull off boston accents does not a good movie make. Boring, and predictable, just not for me.
  6. 6.
    (Bonus) The "Transformers" Franchise
    I would have made my list up of these movies entirely but i seem to have a fair amount of backup on this one.