REASONS I HAVEN'T SHAVED MY LEGS IN WEEKS

  1. I'm single
  2. I'm lazy
  3. Razor blades are expensive af
    I don't need to be constantly buying that shit
  4. Adding on to that, I'm broke
  5. No one but me is seeing my legs anyway
  6. And if they are and have a problem they can check themselves
  7. My body, my rules
  8. Sometimes I like to see how long I can go before I give in to conventional beauty standards
  9. Not having sex
  10. Warm legs
    Not really, I'm always cold