SO CECELIA INVITED ME OVER FOR A DIP PARTY

  1. I was told to make dip
  2. I have dip
  3. She cancels
  4. We reachedule
  5. She never texts me after her internship
  6. I JUST AM GONNA EAT THE DIP MYSELF
  7. This is why we never travel anywhere!!!!!
  8. You are literally on your phone
  9. But DID NOT TEXt me
  10. This list is mostly a joke because we are both old ladies who sleep at like 10pm
  11. Mostly.