THINGS THAT HAVE GONE WRONG SO FAR ON THE FIRST DAY OF CLASSES

All before 8am
  1. My electric coffee pot failed to perk
  2. Dropped my yogurt on my shoe
  3. The student union building was locked
  4. I had to sit outside in the cold until it opened
  5. I got inside and Starbucks wasn't open 😒
  6. I'm a 5th year, 22 year old stuck in an 8am Holocaust class twice a week
  7. I woke up at 6am 😭