WHY I'M NOW ADDICTED TO THE KIM KARDASHIAN: HOLLYWOOD APP

My housemate had been playing it and roped me into downloading it:
  1. It sucks you in, "oh you wanna be a star? Live vicariously through this avatar who is much skinnier than you"
  2. The rank your popularity and it skews your sense of importance
    "Back off, I'm almost a B-list celeb"
  3. I'm richer than I'll be ever be any time soon
    $7000 and going strong
  4. I know Kendall Jenner
  5. Kim Kardashian tweets at me and I get thousands of followers which helps me become even more famous.