Inspired by @yikes
  1. Flirts with girls only to not have crushes on them then complain that no one likes me
  2. Will complain about weight but then drink four pitchers of beer a week
  3. Wants rugby team to be highly competitive but skips practice for school
  4. Wants a 3.5 GPA but skips class to do work for other classes
  5. Likes a girl but refuses to talk to her
  6. Gets assigned a project, thinks I have plenty of time to do really well and does it all the night before
  7. Loves eating healthy but eats chocolate cake more than I should