5 DEMANDS OF THE OREGON MILITIAMEN AT THEIR FINAL APPLEBEE'S MEETING LAST WEEK

  1. 1.
    "American beer only! None of that foreign or Canadian shit!"
  2. 2.
    "We heard the baby back ribs are 30% off if you proudly open carry."
  3. 3.
    "This water better be gluten and GMO free!"
  4. 4.
    "You HAVE to sing if it's Bob's birthday! It's in the Constitution!"
  5. 5.
    "Tipping is a communist conspiracy! This ain't China!"