5 DEMANDS OF THE OREGON MILITIAMEN AT THEIR FINAL APPLEBEE'S MEETING LAST WEEK
- 1."American beer only! None of that foreign or Canadian shit!"
- 2."We heard the baby back ribs are 30% off if you proudly open carry."
- 3."This water better be gluten and GMO free!"
- 4."You HAVE to sing if it's Bob's birthday! It's in the Constitution!"
- 5."Tipping is a communist conspiracy! This ain't China!"