FIVE THINGS MARIJUANA USE ACTUALLY CURES
- •Your perception of your disease.You still have cancer, but now you blissfully think you don't.
- •Your ability to run far.That wonderful wheezing you hear is means it's working.
- •Your low incidence of body odor.Bathing is now a much easier habit to break.
- •Boring talentless concerts.What lip-synching? That Miley Bieber concert just became epic!
- •Food expirations.Those Wheat Thins in the back of the cabinet that you bought in 2005 are better than God's personal Oreos!