THINGS YOU CAN EXPECT ON A DATE WITH LATE SHOW'S JON BATISTE
- •He's constantly looking to see if he's on camera two.
- •He jumps up on chair and dances when waiter brings food.
- •He stares at you blankly when you ask what time it is, then says "YEAH!"
- •He takes a breadstick and uses it like a melodica. A fucking breadstick!
- •You whisper to him you're feeling horny and he yells out "CORNDOGS!"
- •At the club he starts dancing with his hands in the air and eyes closed only to call you hours later to come pick him up three counties away.