THINGS YOU'D HEAR WHILE SPENDING THE DAY WITH NFL ANNOUNCER AL MICHAELS

  1. "Officer, I was only going 54 and change."
  2. "This footlong is only 11 and 9, maybe 11 and 10."
  3. "This line wait is about a buck fifty."
  4. "To get there the tolls will be $12.50, maybe $13.00. No, wait, probablyyyyy $11.50."
  5. "No offense, but you're four inches shy of a first down."