VARIOUS WAYS I ACT AT THE BAR

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    Trivia night. πŸ€“
    Ultra competitive. Unnecessary desire to win trivia prize of pint glasses from local brewery. Knows random knowledge and shows true geekiness.
  2. β€’
    When I see a cute guy. 😍
    Try to make eye contact. Tells friend to check out 3 o'clock. Gets approval from friend. Does nothing. Dreams of dating fantasies.
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    When creepy guy approaches me. πŸ‘Ί
    Introduce yourself as "Maggie". Friend gets cue that you don't want guy around. Act like you need to go to bathroom or play dead.
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    When I'm the DD. πŸ˜‡βŒπŸ»
    Hangs out but turns down drink offers. Is seen as town hero when telling people you are here to drive your sister home.
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    Watching a sporting event. πŸˆβšΎοΈπŸ’πŸ€
    Perks of being tall is I don't have to be on my tippy toes while watching a game. Stands there watches game. Hi-fives strangers when we score. Occasionally overreact to plays mostly happens later on in the game after a few drinks.
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    When I'm out with the girls. πŸ‘―πŸ‘―
    Walks in, struts to bar. Finds open spot and takes shots with girlfriends. Stand in small group and observe guy situation at bar. Hours later, finds open area dances to Whitney Houston with the ladies.
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    When I'm really drunk. 😜
    Raps Drizzy verses whenever DJ plays Drake. Prays someone takes me to get pizza or a gyro after bars close.
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    Completely sober. 😐
    Slightly irritated you showed up late & your friends are drunk and seem to be having a good time. Tries to catch up in drinking but you know you're not going to get a buzz so you just hang out and talk about how crowded the bar is. If bar is not busy talk to bartender and pinpoint drunkest person in bar.
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    When I'm trying to diet. πŸ˜”
    I'll have a vodka water with lemon please.
  10. β€’
    Karaoke Night. 🎀
    Only performs if one or two friends join in singing. Typically requests Wannabe, No Scrubs, We Didnt Start the Fire.
  11. β€’
    When it's my birthday! πŸŽ‚
    IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!! πŸ’―πŸŽ‰πŸΎ
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    When you see an ex or former flame. πŸ™…πŸΌπŸ‘‹πŸ»
    If still sober don't approach act like you're having fun. Laugh really hard at not so funny things. Hide behind friend. If drunk call him a "fuck boy" out of earshot or just simply run away hide in other spot in bar.