WebMD results are in & it looks like you're Ke$ha.
  1. Have you needed a beer?
  2. Have you asked a group of males about the size of their genitalia?
  3. Is this how you brush your teeth?
  4. Have you danced with questionable men?
  5. Are your boobies sore and you can't stop touching them?
  6. Yes your boobs.
  7. Have you licked a unicorn?
  8. Do you wear a lot of glitter?
  9. Well then you're Ke$ha.
  10. You don't need to be cured as you're already awesome and you know it. Go be sleazy and love people.