MY REACTIONS TO SPECIFIC MOMENTS DURING CUBS-METS GAME 1

Ps- I'm a Cubs fan. *reactions are in descriptions*
  1. *Mets score in the first*
    It's okay, we have started down in all our games
  2. *Lots of "3 up 3 down" innings for Harvey*
    Wow, Harvey is really good. Not that I didn't know this before (because, duh). But like, damn.
  3. *Cubs keep losing*
    Man, we are really struggling on offense. Like, for real?
  4. *Lester gives up another homer*
    Please take Lester out.
  5. *Lester gives up more hits*
    PLEASE take Lester out.
  6. *Lester starts the 7th inning*
    TAKE LESTER OUT PUUUUULEASE.
  7. *Schwarber homers*
    Ty Kyle. You are a v. strong man.
  8. *Rizzo goes up to bat with a man on first*
    CMON RIZZO YOU GOT THIS RIZZO.
  9. *Rizzo grounds out*
    GODDAMN IT RIZZO.
  10. *top of the ninth, Cubs down 2*
    CMON boys we got this!!!!! Kobayashi (sp?) didn't eat a goat for nothin!
  11. *first strike called of the ninth*
    UMP, was that a literal joke??? You are the least consistent umpire I've ever seen.
  12. *Montero hits it*
    PRAISE JESUS WERE ON BASE.
  13. *Mets win*
    Shit.
  14. *****final thoughts*****
    This ump was inconsistent and the worst. Lester was in way too long. Our offense couldn't produce AT ALL.