•Items I consistently forget to purchase at Target•

They're my reason for going in, but I exit without them. Every time.
  1. Nail files.
    Mine are old, missing, or have been claimed by the cat.
  2. Yogurt.
    Apparently breakfast isn't on my mind. Or anything else.
  3. Tub cleaner.
    The cleaning aisles just blur together.
  4. Aluminum foil.
    Out of my mind.
  5. Cards.
    A million birthdays. All forgot.