•Paranoid Thoughts: Grocery Shopping•

So many decisions..
  1. Basket? Big cart? Tiny cart?
    Where takes all the tiny carts??
  2. Organic? Regular? ...Safe? Poison?
    ..tomatoes: $2 or $67..?? budget BLOWN.
  3. Do we have milk? pasta? _____________?
    I should have made a list... organic milk..???
  4. Do I know that person?
    Are they looking at me? Say hi? Smile? Don't be a fucking weirdo. Do NOT be a weirdo.
  5. Did hubby ask me to pick up anything?
    He wanted... hamburger? ...corn? AW SHIT. He says I don't listen..
  6. WHERE IS MY PHONE?!?!
    Got it... Got it... Close call everyone!
  7. Where did I park my car????????
    Stolen?!?!