•Paranoid Thoughts: Houseguest Version•

  1. Did we properly hide/disguise our mess??
    I pray they don't look under the bathroom sink. Or in the loft. Or in the laundry closet.
  2. Does it smell in here?
    Litter box? Weird A/C odor? Did we shower?
  3. Was I snoring?!
    Fell asleep on the chair/couch and just suddenly woke up- lightning bolt style.
  4. DID I FART MYSELF AWAKE???
    Ohhhhhhpleasegawdnooooo..
  5. Never open our bedroom door
    They probably think we have a hostage in there. In reality my clothes have taken the room hostage, like ivy claims a house.