•Snarky Comments I Kept In My Mouth•
...but let loose here!
- •You're going batshit crazy waiting for life to line up perfectly, and it's NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN.Pleaseeeeeeeee stop.
- •Why are you expecting your 7 year-old to be more mature than you?...are you six? That's the only way it'll work.
- •Way to shoot us all in the foot, you asshats.Please consult a calendar next time. Or use common sense. 🖕🏼
- •Yup, walk in the middle of the road, at a snail's pace. Sloth pace even. Continue ignoring the SIDEWALKS provided for you..AYFKM?! I'm in a CAR. This would be a very unfair fight...
- •Perfume can't cover up the stench of your narcissism.You reek.
- •I've never heard someone laugh in a literal "HEHEHEHEHE" way.Did you practice?
- •Sports car, crashed, on fire. Kid looks 19. Shocking.Just ...so freakin' predictable.