•Thoughts at 4:36am on a Sunday•

  1. Wow, my cat is a dick.
    She's treating me like a takeout window. Meowing her order repeatedly, louder than necessary. Her face is in my face, rudely walking all over me, claws slightly extended.
  2. Now I need to pee.
    Getting up means dick-cat is going to think she's won & I'm up to feed her- my only purpose on this planet. She's also going to follow me into the bathroom to supervise.
  3. Awfuck. The sun's a dick too.
    Noooooo. Go away! I want to sleep!
  4. Are you working together?!
    Dick cat & Dick Sun?
  5. 😳😩😫