WORST SLEEP OFFENSES committed by me

...and I'm asleep... so I don't even know 😫 until someone tells me!
  1. Fart
    Toot toooooooot toot toot!
  2. Snore
    Like a chainsaw. Or a tiny bubbler.
  3. Steal the covers
    I can burrito-wrap myself in 3 seconds
  4. Talk
    Wanna know about my car-thru-roof dream?