STUFF YOUR KID SAYS THAT MAKE YOU THINK WHEN YOU ARE UPSET OR MAD

Most of the time I laugh at the things she says
  1. I'm not telling you what I want to eat It's none of your business. (She was upset because we were eating out and she wanted to stay home watching cartoons, and when I asked her what she wanted to eat from home that was her answer)
  2. "You are a mean person!" When I asked her what I did, she told me "nothing. I was talking to my brain, not you."
  3. She's able to recognize my favorite artist when he's music comes on at the coffee shop or at the supermarket.
  4. Today first thing she said to me "mommy can I wear makeup on Halloween but not red lipstick my dad doesn't like it.
  5. She ask if she could borrow my sleeping mask...that's how I found her 😍
  6. "Today is the worst day of my life!" She said this because I didn't let her watch tv one day.
  7. When she says "Mommy, you didn't give me my kisses today!" I had already given her around 100 that day.
  8. "Mommy, how old are you?" "Why baby?" I have to answer her question first for her to respond to me. "When I'm 32 can I have that shirt you are wearing?"