1. "They say the word dog spelled backwards is God. And if you spell God backwards, you get dog... I've never been one for coincidences."
  2. "They say the moment before you die, your whole life flashes before your eyes. But I've been seeing my life since the day I was born."
  3. "They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away. I say a bullet to the head keeps the doctor dead."
  4. "They say a stitch in time saves nine. I say a bullet to the head saves negative one."
  5. "They say the customer's always right. I say the customer's always dead."
  6. "We're not bad narcos, but we did a bad narco thing..."
  7. "They say DEA stands for Drug Enforcement Administration. But I've always thought it stands for Doug Enforcement Administration."
  8. "They say two plus two equals four. I say dealing drugs is lucrative but also has some drawbacks."
  9. "They say it's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right. I hope you had the time of your life."
  10. "They say some shit. I say some other shit."
  11. "Murder. Madness. Manson."
  12. "Some say Pablo Escobar was a hero. Others say he was a villain. Which of these two schools of thought is correct? Find out definitively, on the next episode of Narcos."
  13. "My name is Marco Narco, and this is the story of my family... Or should I say, mi familia."
  14. "They say this show is racist. But if anything, it's reverse racist, and THEY are the REAL racists."
  15. "They say potato. I say potahto. They say tomato. I say tomahto. Potato. Potahto. Tomato. Tomahto. Cocaine. Bullets. Narcos. Manson."