NEVER HAVE I EVER...

I know some of these are pretty shocking, but I'm still young! I'll get around to livin' sometime soon πŸ˜‰
  1. β€’
    Been introduced to my birth parents
    I mean, they raised me, but no one has ever formally been like, "Jeremy, I'd like to introduce you to your mom and dad."
  2. β€’
    Killed someone on purpose
    πŸ‘Ό
  3. β€’
    Urinated
    This one might not last too much longer. I've been holding it in since birth, and I really gotta go! 😰
  4. β€’
    Made a mistkae
    πŸ’―
  5. β€’
    Owned an iPhone
    I send all my lists to this guy Joseph in the Philippines who has an iPhone, and he posts them for me from my account (hi Joseph!)
  6. β€’
    Won a presidential election
    JK it's me George H.W. Bush hi! πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸŽ‰πŸŽŠ
  7. β€’
    Been murdered
    Hope I didn't jinx it! 😁 It's times like this when I wish there was a "fingers crossed" emoji
  8. β€’
    Been #UpForWhatever
    That's why I wasn't able to get a travel visa for #WhateverUSA
  9. β€’
    Realized what a weird word "been" is
    Been been been been
  10. β€’
    Experienced anything lamer than people being like "Never have I ever been to Spain" or whatever instead of saying something interesting during a game of Never Have I Ever
  11. β€’
    Been to Spain
    πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Έ