NEVER HAVE I EVER...
I know some of these are pretty shocking, but I'm still young! I'll get around to livin' sometime soon 😉
- •Been introduced to my birth parentsI mean, they raised me, but no one has ever formally been like, "Jeremy, I'd like to introduce you to your mom and dad."
- •Killed someone on purpose👼
- •UrinatedThis one might not last too much longer. I've been holding it in since birth, and I really gotta go! 😰
- •Made a mistkae💯
- •Owned an iPhoneI send all my lists to this guy Joseph in the Philippines who has an iPhone, and he posts them for me from my account (hi Joseph!)
- •Won a presidential electionJK it's me George H.W. Bush hi! 🇺🇸🎉🎊
- •Been murderedHope I didn't jinx it! 😁 It's times like this when I wish there was a "fingers crossed" emoji
- •Been #UpForWhateverThat's why I wasn't able to get a travel visa for #WhateverUSA
- •Realized what a weird word "been" isBeen been been been
- •Experienced anything lamer than people being like "Never have I ever been to Spain" or whatever instead of saying something interesting during a game of Never Have I Ever
- •Been to Spain🇪🇸