TOP TEN LAKERS OF ALL TIME
Perhaps a little biased towards Lakers from my lifetime
- •Laker JonesNo-brainer
- •Laker SmithDon't recognize the name Laker Smith? Well, do the words "Oy vey, I lost my blue suede shoes!" ring a bell? That's right, Elvis Smithberg is just a stage name. He was actually born Laker Smith, and never legally changed it
- •Edward LakerSorry, I had to :-P
- •Laker Jones Jr.I refuse to disqualify him over something as trivial as Scandalgate
- •Laker BellLoved her in "In A Worldr..."
- •Dwayne "The Laker" JohnsonDidn't lose too much sleep over this one
- •SophoclesNot technically a Laker, of course, but how could anyone in their right mind justify omitting Sophocles from this list?
- •Kareem Abdul-LakerClassic Laker
- •Shit K. LakerFun fact: Shit K. Laker's lesser known claim to fame is that he invented the cotton gin
- •LakerTop Laker of all time, in my book