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  1. ROTFL: Rolling On The Floor Lactating
  2. LMAO: Lopping My Ass Off
  3. IMHO: If You Ask Me
  4. SMH: if you aSk Me, avatar was tHe best movie of 2009
  5. JK: Joanne Kathleen
  6. KMD: Kissing My Dad
  7. KYD: Kissing Your Dad
  8. WMD: Kissing George W. Bush's Dad
  9. WTF: Watch The Following season three on fox. so bold, so brash, so fox™
  10. NYC: Schenectady
  11. TTYL: Tsk Tsk, You're Late!
  12. BTW: Be Right Back
  13. BRB: Be Tight Wack
  14. BWB: Be White Black
  15. IDIAFTNCOTNCO: I Did It All For The Nookie (Come On!) The Nookie (Come On!)
  16. TGIF: Tell Gary I Farted
  17. IIRC: If I ReCall
  18. NAFTA: Tradato de Libre Comercio de America del Norte
  19. LOL: Laughing Of Late
  20. FWIW: For what it's worth, War Is Wack
  21. GREAT: gr8
  22. NSFW: You Should Send This To Your Grandma
  23. FOMO: Felipe "Octopus Man" Orozco
  24. ASAP: As Slowly As Possible
  25. POTUS: President Of The United stateS
  26. LAX: Los Angeles Xirport
  27. BFFL: greg BiFFLe
  28. NBA: 🏀🌟💪💯🇺🇸👯👪👓👣🙈🚎📴
  29. OITNB: Orienteering Is The New Black
  30. SAD: Laughing Out Loud
  31. ETPCLATGTPOASISWYOOTSUBWAYA: Enter The Promo Code "List App" To Get Thirty Percent Off Any Six-Inch Sandwich When You Order On The SUBWAY App
  32. BJ: Ryan From The Office